Naked Doughnuts
Dan Savage penned an eye-opening commentary on the objectification of women (and men). Naked Doughnuts is his crusade, his anti-protest against women protesting a Seattle bar’s Sushi Girl. His point was that viewing women as objects was only a problem when it was a limitation; now, it’s a choice. Women can be objects but also mayors, CEOs, president, etc. (side note: can they play NFL football?)
Anyhoo, last Friday a group of friends and I went down to witness two good-looking metrosexuals plastic-wrapped and covered in Top Pot doughnuts. It was a bit of a letdown to discover that they wouldn’t be able to be completely naked, my roommate’s and girlfriend’s dreams of ring toss and hide the doughnut were quickly, sadly banished.
Logistically, I rarely eat anything off anyone’s body. It looks cool and is still a bit novel, but do you really want 37°C sushi? Doughnuts actually seem to make more sense, since I like ‘em warm. And they’re funnier.
Oops, sorry for saying the m-word.